Monday, May 25, 2009

Comic 90! THAT IS THE LAST ONE.
I wanted to get to 100, but 90 is pretty good too.
Goodbye! (Here are some other things I've done though.)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

One time god turned my wife into salt, and then put her in my gas tank.

Motherfucker took hours to clean out.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Today's comic is about nuclear armageddon and date rape.

In the first copy of the comic I made the hilarious mistake of misspelling "unmutated" as "unmated." This is funny because it implies that the guy in the comic wanted to have sex with a virgin. COMEDY.

Another good pickup line in the case of nuclear war would be "Hey baby, when I'm with you it's like the end of the world, because all I want to do is fuck."

Hope everyone had a good mother's day!

Friday, May 08, 2009

So there's a few different ways the paradoxy paradox of paradoxes in today's comic might work.

Let's assume that I only ever say one thing: "Everything I say is a lie." The statement "everything I say is a lie" in isolation is a paradox because it implies that "everything I say is a lie" is also a lie. If that statement is a lie, then it is not the case that everything I say is a lie. If it is not the case that everything I say is a lie, then I am indeed lying when I say "everything I say is a lie," because the only way to lie about "everything I say is a lie" is to say something that is not a lie. The statement implies both that I always lie and that I do not lie about always lying. Its falseness proves its truth, and its truth proves its falseness, and so it is a paradox.

If what I just said is a paradox, then I tell the truth by saying "what I just said is a paradox." If I tell the truth then not everything I say is a lie. Since I have told the truth, the statement "everything I say is a lie" is no longer a paradox, because it suggests that I always lie, but does not imply that I am telling the truth about always lying (I have told the truth at least once, so I do not always lie. I am simply lying about always lying now.) Finally, since "everything I say is a lie" is no longer a paradox, I am lying when I say "what I just said is a paradox" and so everything I say is a lie again.

I'm not actually sure if this is totally correct and I'll have to think about it some more but MAN AM I EVER GLAD THAT THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE HASN'T BEEN WIPED OUT BY METALLIC MONSTERS OF OUR OWN CREATION.