What you are reading is a lie. GET IT, IT'S A PARADOX

After posting this comic I noticed that it and the next comic have a similar theme. Soul-consuming anger, the likes of which few men ever experience.

While you can pretty much be assured that everything you read on Emoticomics! is a lie, one thing in my bio is true. Recently I became unemployable. It is literally impossible for me to get a job. I'm not sure what sinister cabal of shady, wide mouthed, nameless-God-worshipping conspirators are orchestrating this operation, but rest assured knowing that it is not my own professional inadequacies preventing me from getting a job.