OCTO-WHAT-WHAT?

I still don't have a computer.
My roommate lent me one, but then the devils that reside in the wiring of my walls fried that one too, along with a fan I set up to blow the smell of melted plastic out of the place where I sleep.

I live in a death trap I guess?

In related news, I may not be cool enough to be a writer or comic author.
One of the requirements when I applied for this job was, "ARE YOU COOL ENOUGH TO BE A WRITER OR COMIC AUTHOR? YES/NO/STOP SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER YOU ALCOHOLIC (PLEASE CIRCLE THE MOST APPROPRIATE ANSWER)
I may have lied in my answer. That could be grounds for immediate termination if my boss finds out.

In related news to that other related news, some scientists found a half octopus half squid.
I call it the octopusquid.
Very literal, I know.