Beautiful and Widely Adored Classic Literature Heinously Mangled by Technology, Episode 1

1984, by George Orwell:

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him.

1984, by Soulless, Hateful Computing Machine:

This is a bright day in April of the Cold War, and to strike for 13 hours. Winston Smith, nuzzled his chin on his chest to work together in order to avoid the notorious winds, quickly fell through the glass doors victory of the Red Chamber, but not fast enough to create a swirl of dust particles into him.

Tune in next week for more brutal butchering of fantastic and influential literature!